You Might Be an Emergent If . . .

I came across these from a lecture and did some research and found them online. These are pretty good. Here are the top 10 signs that you might be an Emergent:

10. You have never read Left Behind, never said the prayer of Jabez, and never led The Forty Days of Purpose.
9. You think you saw a mega church on VH1’s “I love the 80’s.”
8. You wouldn’t be surprised to see Gandhi in heaven, but you would be floored to find Jerry Falwell.
7. In a debate with Jack Van Impe, you’d likely argue that the bear is America and the antichrist is Pat Robertson.
6. Your preacher just swore, and it seemed appropriate.
5. You honored your pastor with a box of fine cigars and beers on the house.
4. Your cool hair resembles a Midwestern version of Ryan Seacrest.
3. You use the word “groove” as a verb—and don’t sound like a dork.
2. You purchase church supplies from the Buddhist Bookstore.
1. Your favorite Carson is Johnny.